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Push Notifications 9 Apr 2025, 12:00 am

NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!

Tariffs 7 Apr 2025, 12:00 am

[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

Stargazing 4 4 Apr 2025, 12:00 am

We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.

Decay Chain 2 Apr 2025, 12:00 am

If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.

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